Уроки англійської

One day the new clerk came with an eye closed (с одним закрытым глазом), left arm injured (левой рукой поврежденной), right foot bleeding (из правой стопы шла кровь) and with all his clothes badly torn (разорванный). The director asked him:
"Why are you late by two hours?"
The clerk answered: " I fell out of an eight-storey window"(из окна 8 этажа).
The director smiled: "And it took you two hours for that?"