A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course (на местном корте). One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession (похоронную процессию) on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap (снимает кепку), closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer (кланяется в молитве).
His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing (трогательная вещь) I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."
The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."