First woman: My son is in bed, a victim of footbal (жертва футбола)l.
Second woman: But I didn't know that he played football.
First woman: He doesn't But he is a football fan and he sprained his larynx (зд. потерял голос) at the match last Sunday.

A.: This is the second day your wife has a toothache. Why don't you do something about it?
B.: But I do. I put cotton wool (кладу вату) in my ears.

Dentist: Can you open your mouth as wide as (так широко, как) your eyes?

"If I were Rоckefeller," sighed (вздохнул) the Hebrew teacher, "I'd be richer than Rоckefeller."
His friend asked, "What dо yоu mean? Hоw cоuld yоu be richer?"
"I'd dо a little teaching оn the side ( на стороне)."