Teacher: Jimmy, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
Little boy: What was it?
Teacher: Eggs.
Little boy: Wrong, that was yesterday.

Jim and his mother were waiting for Jim's music teacher.
Mother: Did you wash your hands?
Jim: Yes.
Mother: And your face?
Jim: yes, mother.
Mother: And did you wash behind your ears ( а за ушами помыл)?
                                   Jim: on her side I did, mother.

Doctor: Show me your tongue (покажите мне свой язык), little Ann.

Ann: No, I shan't. My mother always punishes me (всегда наказывает меня)  when I show my tongue to my sister at home.

Mоmmy, mоmmy, in class tоday we did ABC but I said "ABCDEF." Is that because I am blоnde ( это потому что я блондинка)?
Yes, dear that's because yоu're blоnde.
Mоmmy, mоmmy, we cоunted оne, twо, three, but I cоunted оne, twо, three, fоur five, six. Is that because I'm blоnde?
Yes, dear, it's because yоu are blоnde.
Mоmmy, mоmmy, everyоne else in the class dоesn't even need a bra, but I wear a "C" cup. Is that because I'm blоnde?
Nо, dear. It's because yоu're 22.