Patient: Oh, Doctor, I have pain in my back ( у меня боль в спине).
Doctor: Do you feel the pain all the time?
Patient: No, I don't Only sometimes.
Doctor: Here are the tablets. take one tablet five minutes before the pain begins (за пять минут до того, как   начнется боль).

A champion was told ( чемпиону сказали) that he had a high temperature.
"How high is it, Doctor?"
"A hundred and one, " said the doctor.
"And what is the world record (а какой мировой рекорд)? " asked the champion.

She took her husband's temperature (померяла мужу температуру), read the thermometer, and gave a call (позвонила) to the doctor:"Dear doctor, please, come at once. My husband's temperature is 63."
The doctor said: "Dear Madam, I can do nothing (я ничего не могу сделать). Send for the fire brigade."

Mother: Bobby, why are you standing in front of the mirror (перед зеркалом)  with your eyes closed (с закрытыми глазами)?
Bobby: I want to see what I look like (как я выгляжу) when I am sleeping.