One day a lawyer (юрист) was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass (увидел парня, который ел траву). He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor (я такой бедный), I can't afford (я не могу себе позволить) a thing to eat."
So the laywer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."
The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The layers told him to bring them along (сказал првести их с собой).
When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."
The lawyer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."